The Second Attack on Iraq Explained
A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search
for a pattern in the seemingly random US military aggression since
World War II. "We think they are spelling out a message", explains
an unnamed spokesperson. "If we take the first letters of Korea,
Vietnam, Libya, Iraq, Iran, El Salvador, Grenada, Nicaragua and
Somalia, it spells 'ELVIS _S KING'. We just need to find another
'I' country to complete the message."
Maybe this explains the second attack on Iraq?!