The Second Attack on Iraq Explained

	A Washington think tank has announced a breakthrough in the search 
	for a pattern in the seemingly random US military aggression since 
	World War II. "We think they are spelling out a message", explains 
	an unnamed spokesperson. "If we take the first letters of Korea, 
	Vietnam, Libya, Iraq, Iran, El Salvador, Grenada, Nicaragua and 
	Somalia, it spells 'ELVIS _S KING'.   We just need to find another 
	'I' country to complete the message."

 	Maybe this explains the second attack on Iraq?!

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