I am Nothing

	Yiskor service, and the Rabbi looking heavenward, passionatly 
	proclaims  "Dear G_d, I but a speck on the ocean of your 
	countenance, I am nothing!"

	The Cantor, seeing the rabbi, and not to be undone chants 
	"Dearest, omnipitant G_d, among your unworthy flock, *I* am 
	least worthy. I am nothing."

	Finally, the Shamos being devout looks skyward and utters, 
	"Dear G_d, I am your lowliest servent, unworthy of 
	consideration.  I am nothing."

	Whereby the Rabbi looks at the Cantor with a smirk and 
	whispers, "NOW look who thinks he's nothing!!"

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