How I Made a Fortune

	It was really quite simple.  I bought an apple for 5 cents, spent the 
	evening polishing it, and sold it the next day for 10 cents.  With this 
	I bought two apples, spent the evening polishing them, and sold them 
	for 20 cents.  And so it went until I had amassed $1.60.  It was then 
	that my wife's father died and left me a million dollars.

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