His and Hers ATMs



	HIS:
	1. Pull up to ATM
	2. Insert card
	3. Enter PIN number and account
	4. Take cash, card and receipt

	HER:
	1. Pull up to ATM
	2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
	3. Shut off engine
	4. Put keys in purse
	5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
	6. Hunt for card in purse
	7. Insert card
	8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
	9. Enter PIN number
	10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
	11. Hit "cancel"
	12. Re-enter correct PIN number
	13. Check balance
	14. Look for envelope
	15. Look in purse for pen
	16. Make out deposit slip
	17. Endorse checks
	18. Make deposit
	19. Study instructions
	20. Make cash withdrawal
	21. Get in car
	22. Check makeup
	23. Look for keys
	24. Start car
	25. Check makeup
	26. Start pulling away
	27. STOP	
	28. Back up to machine
	29. Get out of car
	30. Take card and receipt
	31. Get back in car
	32. Put card in wallet
	33. Put receipt in checkbook
	34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
	35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
	36. Check makeup
	37. Put car in gear, reverse
	38. Put car in drive
	39. Drive away from machine
	40. Travel 3 miles
	41. Release parking brake
	
	






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