Grandma's Prescription Rx

	An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.  When the doctor asked why
	she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

	Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me,
	Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old.  What possible use could you have for
	birth control pills?"

	The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

	The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth
	control pills help you to sleep?"

	The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every
	morning and I sleep better at night."

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