Gentile Jokes

A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says: "This is a very fine jacket.
How much is it?" 
The salesman says: "It's $500." 
The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it."


A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you 're expecting me for
dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I can't make it."
His mother says: "OK."


Two Gentiles meet on the street.  The first one says, "You own your
own business, don't you?  How's it doing?"

The other Gentile says, "Just great!  Thanks for asking."

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