All babies start out with the same number of raw cells
which, over nine months, develop into a complete female
baby. The problem occurs when cells are instructed by
the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the
cells necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs
have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in
the female. Recent tests have shown that these cells are
removed from the communications center of the brain,
migrate lower in the body and develop into male sexual
organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be similar to a
full deck of cards, this means that males are born a few
cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards are in
their shorts. This difference between the male and female
brain manifests itself in various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to
read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing
a bucket over their heads and running into walls. Little girls
will think about doing things before taking any action. Little
boys will just punch or kick something and will look
surprised if someone asks them why they just punched their
little brother who was half asleep and looking the other way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until
puberty, when the hormones kick into action and the trouble
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains
differ, but the center of thought also differs. Women think
with their heads. Male thoughts often originate lower in their
bodies where their ex-brain cells reside. Of course, the size
of this problem varies from man to man. In some men only
a small number of brain cells migrate and they are left with
nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,
sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as
"Republicans." Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation.
These men are medically referred to as "Democrats." A
small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to
their groins. These men are usually referred to as.....