A Second in the Life of G-d

by Simon Travaglia






........DoYouThinkICouldBeAllowedToStayUpLateCanYouMakeMeSomeoneElse CanIHaveANewCar?IfYouGetMeOutOfThisI'llBeBetterInFutureWhyWon'tSheNotice MePLEASEHELPMEFINDMYHOMEWORKIReallyAmSorrySoCanYouPleaseGetMeOutOfThisMe ssWhyDoesEveryoneElseGetItSoEasyWhileEverythingForMeIsSoDifficultPleaseL etHimNoticeMeCanYouUnbreakDad'sGuitarIfIPassThisExamIPromiseI'llGoToChur chEveryDayForTheRestOfMyLifeCanYouMakeThemStopPickingOnMePleaseLetMeGetO ffWithASuspendedSentencePleaseMakeMeABetterPersonCanIGetAPowerRangerForM yBirthdayAPromotionWouldBeReallyNiceAndIThinkIDeserveIt,NotLikeGeorgeWho NeverWorksForItAndDoesn'tReallyCareAboutTheCompanyPleaseBringHerBackToMe IWishTheyWouldJustDieButIGuessIShouldn'tHopeForThatPleaseHelpMeSaveMoney WouldYouJustGiveMeALittleMoreTime-There'sSoMuchIWantToDoWithMyLifeThatSt illIsn'tDoneWHYDOESTHISHAPPENTOME?PleaseLetHimKnowThatWeCareEvenIfWeForg etToTellHimSometimesCanYouFindMyDog,ItMeansTheWorldToMeCouldYouLetMeWinT heLottery,EvenIfIt'sOnlyAHundredGrandOrSomethingAsItWouldReallyHelpMeThr oughThisScrapePleaseDon'tLetAnyoneFindOutThatItWasMePleaseCanYouFindSome WayForMeToGetANewBikePleaseCanYouChangeThePastSoThatItNeverHappenedAndNo OneGotHurtAndWe'reBackTogetherAgainLikeItWasPleaseCanYouMakeMeHappyWhyDi DYouTakeHimWhenYouCouldHaveTakenHisBrotherWhoWasNoGoodToAnyonePleaseHelp MeFindMyChildWHYAREYOUDOINGTHISTOME,IT'SNOTFAIR!PleaseCanYouHelpThisJust BeOverAndDoneWithAsSoonAsPossiblePleaseHelpMeBeNotSoScaredPleaseMakeMyBi dTheSuccessfulOneCanYouJustFixThisUp,That'sAllIAskOfYouPleaseMakeHerNoti ceMeAndRealiseThatI'mANicePersonWhereHasAllMyTimeGone-IDon'tFEELOld,Plea aseMakeMeYoungAgainPleaseCanYouMakeMeWinOnThisMachinePleaseCanYouHelpMeF indAWayToGetThroughThisPleaseLookAfterMyFriendNowThatSheNeedsSomeHelpPle aseCanIJustNotHaveSpentAllThatMoneyLastNightPleaseLetUsBeFriendsAgainPle aseCanIHaveANewPlaceToLiveFixThisUpJustOnceMoreAndIWillNeverDoThatAgainC ouldYouLetMeGetTheJobAndNotHerCanYouJustMakeAllTheHassleGoAwayCanYouPlea seMakeMomBuyMeANewPairOfNikesCanYouMakeThisYearSpeedUpSoThatIt'sOverWith RealFast?JUSTFIXITSOIDON'THAVETOGOAWAYAGAIN,INEVERMEANTTOHURTANYONECanIJ ustHaveSomeFoodForMeAndMyFamilyCanYouPleaseJustMakeItNotMalignantPleaseC anIWinThisRaceAfterAllTheTrainingIPutInPleaseHelpMePleaseGrantMeARepriev ePleaseDon'tLetMeHaveCancerPleaseLetHerSayYesCanIGetAllA'sForThisSemeste rAndI'llWorkHarderNextTimePleaseDon'tLetMeDieAloneCanIJustForOnceNotHave toGoThroughAllThisAgainPleaseProtectMeNowMoreThanEverCanIWinOneOfTheFree Tickets.....

Oh, Yeah, Thanks for that..








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