Gator Test

	Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.  He kept 
	them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a 
	beautiful daughter who was single.  One day he decides to throw a huge 
	party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a 
	proposition to every man here.  I will give one million dollars or my 
	daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators 
	and emerge unharmed!"  
	As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large
	SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could...the
	crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking.  Finally, he made it to the
	other side unharmed.  The millionaire was impressed.  He said, "My boy
	that was incredible!  Fantastic!  I didn't think it could be done!  Well
	I must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter or 
	the million dollars?"

	The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money!  And I don't want your
	daughter!  I want the person who pushed me in that water ! 

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