Finding the Right Girl

	John is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, 
	and John just dates and dates.

	Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the 
	perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who 
	suits you?"

	"No," John replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring 
	them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on 

	"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just 
	like your dear ole Mother?"

	Many weeks go by and again John and his friend get together.
	"So John. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your 

	John shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother 
	loved her, they became fast friends."
	"Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

	"I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!"

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