Finding the Right Girl
John is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married,
and John just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the
perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who
"No," John replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring
them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on
"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just
like your dear ole Mother?"
Many weeks go by and again John and his friend get together.
"So John. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your
John shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother
loved her, they became fast friends."
"Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"
"I'm afraid not, my Father can't stand her!"