With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous
British pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance...

MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up
to four hours without pausing once.

STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards
their spouse/boyfriend.

COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels,
allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.

LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a
proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively
without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't
love me anymore'.

PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park
a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in 
under 15 minutes.

MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear
much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet been
found.

WARDROBIA - Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug
can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% stayed within their
credit limit.

BEERINTULIN - Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend
alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports.