Double Positive

	A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. 
 	"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive.  

	In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is 
	still a negative.  However, there is no language wherein a double 
	positive  can form a negative." 

	A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

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