Home, Sweet Home

	A good, old American Jew felt the death is close and asked 
	his sons to take him to the Holy Land, to die there and be 
	buried in Jerusalem.

	The loving sons did as he asked, brought him to Jerusalem, 
	put him in a hospital and waited for death to come. However,
	once in Jerusalem the old man felt better and better and in 
	some weeks was again strong, healthy and full of life. He 
	called upon his sons and told them: " Take me quickly back to 
	the United States."

	The sons were somehow disappointed and asked: "Father how come?
	You said you want to die in the Holy Land and be buried in 

	"Yes," answered the father, to die it's OK but to live here....!?"

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