Dear John/Joanne Form Letter
Dear __________________________ :
Well, it was good while it lasted, but now
___ the county health services wants your phone number.
___ time wounds all heals.
___ you can have an intimate relationship with your answering
___ is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party.
I finally got the
___ right cologne.
___ blood test results.
a Vanna White impression to have it spelled out for me.
Too bad, because when you want to, you can be
___ very psychic/psychotic.
___ a sex maniac.
___ God's answer for having too much fun.
___ Arnold Schwartzenneger's prototype for Terminator 3.
I would greatly appreciate you taking responsibility for
___ your own "stuff,"
___ feeding the starving sharks,
___ paying for your own lobotomy,
___ a Mooney/Jehovah Witness/Feminizt.
___ a preoperative transsexual.
___ have an impure thought,
___ tell anyone about your operation,
___ write to the National Enquirer,
___ bribe that short guard in cell block D,
but I wish I had.
Thank you for helping me to see the light about you.
I now no longer feel like
___ seeing you.
___ knowing that you ever existed.
___ flushing the toilet.
Sincerely glad to not be yours,