Categorical Lies



	3 Biggest Software Lies:
	  - The program's fully tested and bugfree.
	  - We're working on the documentation.
	  - Of course we can modify it.
	
	3 Biggest Computer Room Lies:
	  - As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any
	    files.
	  - We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
	  - The new machines on order.
	
	3 Biggest Large Company Lies:
	  - We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
	  - People are our greatest resource.
	  - We say 'let the marketplace decide'.
	
	3 Biggest Small Company Lies:
	  - We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
	  - The boss is just one of the guys.
	  - Staying small is a conscious decision.

	3 Biggest Marketing Lies:
	  - Immediate delivery? ... No problem.
	  - We treat every customer as if they were our most important.
	  - We're going out to lunch to talk business.

	3 Biggest Engineering Professor's Lies:
	  - Some day this course will come in handy.
	  - These tests are more trouble for me than they are for you.
	  - This is the way they do it in industry.

	3 Biggest Executive Lies:
	  - Money ... it's just a score card.
	  - If it were up to me, there'd be no assigned parking spaces.
	  - You have to twist my arm to get me to go on a business trip.

	3 Biggest undergraduate student starting Physics Lies:
	  - There are plenty of jobs out there for Physics graduates.
	  - You'll make lots of money in your proffessional career.
	  - The general public respect Physicists.

	3 Biggest student teacher lies:
	  - The school will help and support you all they can.
	  - This teaching course is interesting and stimulating.
	  - Kids today are just the same as when you went to school.
	
	3 Biggest advertising lies:
	  - This product will taste as good as it looks.
	  - You really need our product.
	  - If you use our product you will have physical relationships
	    with the same kinds of people that you see in our ad.
	
	3 Biggest mail order lies:
	  - Delivery of your product will occur within 30 days of ordering it.
	  - If you're not satisfied with our product we will guarentee you a
	    full refund.
	  - We offer repair of your product free of charge with an accredited
	    repairer in your home State.

	3 Biggest retail industry lies:
	  - Our staff are courteous and considerate.
	  - We try to help you with your problem.
	  - You can exchange or get full refund on an item that you're not
	    satisfied with.

	3 Biggest politician lies:
	  - I'll be factual and to the point.
	  - I'll give you a straightforward answer to your question.
	  - The government doesn't waste taxpayers money.
	
	3 Biggest parent lies:
	  - We're doing this for your own interest.
	  - You can have that (do that) later (when you're older).
	  - The family can't afford it now.

	3 Biggest supermodels lies:
	  - Women normally look like that.
	  - Women should look like that.
	  - Fasting and dieting is good for your health.
	
	3 Biggest beer ads lies:
	  - Drinking beer is for macho men only.
	  - You'll meet good lifelong friends drinking beer in a bar.
	  - Women think drunken loudmouths are attractive.
	
	3 Biggest life lies:
	  - ... and they lived happily ever after.
	  - Dying is painless.
	  - Things have gotten so bad that they couldn't possibly get worse.
	







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