The Cat's Diary

	DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
		objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced 
		to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the 
		hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining 
		the occasional piece of  furniture.  Tomorrow I may eat another
	DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their 
		feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this 
		at the top of the stairs.  In an attempt to disgust and repulse
		these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on
		their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
	DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep 
		depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the 

	DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in
		attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to 
		try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and 
		condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm must 
		try this with their baby...

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