Map of a Cat's Brain



  -------------------------------------------------------------
  | Obsession with     | Mysterious Adoration of  | Barf Gland|
  | Imaginary Insects  | just one spot on the bed |           |
  -------------------------------------------------------------      should
  | Search and  | Inexorable    | Short Circuit   |           |      be an
  | Destroy     | fear of       | that makes purr-| Licking   |      arrow
  | lobe for    | Vacuum        | ing kitty an    | Gland     |      between
  | Expensive   | Cleaners      | arm-shredding   |------------      licking &
  | Imported    |---------------| Maniac in Two   | Total     |      barfing
  | Textiles,   | Can Opener    | seconds         | drive to  |
  | Ceramics    | sonar         | ----------------| be where  |
  ------------------------------| Asthmatic       | they are  |
  | Shedding Freshly |    *     | person locator  | forbidden |
  | vacuumed         |----------------------------| to go     |
  | surfaces cortex  | Infatuation with people    |-----------| 
  |------------------| who hate cats              | Inability |
  | hatred of dogs   |----------------------------| to get    |
  |------------------|                            | along with|
                                                  | new cat   |
           * Commitment Spot (gets larger         -------------
             when can opener sonar is
             activated)
 






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