Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Drive

	The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the
	California Department of Transportation's driving school 

 	Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
 	A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

 	Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the	
	   same time?
	A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns
	   don't kill people. I do."

 	Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
 	A: Always wear a condom.

 	Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
 	A: Your car.

 	Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
 	A: Be too ____-faced to find your keys.

 	Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
 	A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

 	Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive
 	A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

 	Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
 	A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

 	Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
 	   flashing yellow traffic light?
 	A: The color.

 	Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
 	A: Heavy psychedelics.

 	Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
 	A: Carry loaded weapons.

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