The Buffalo Theory of Alcohol Consumption
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, much
like the brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. The
slowest buffalo are the sick and weak so they die off first, making it
possible for the herd to move at a faster pace. Like the buffalo the
weak, slow brain cells are the ones that are killed off by excessive
beer drinking and socializing, making the brain operate faster.
The moral of the story, drink more beer, it will make you smarter.