Biology Light Bulb Jokes


	Q:  How many company biotechnologists does it take to change a 
		light bulb?
	A:  Four; one to write the proposal, one to design the bulb-changer, 
		one to design the bulb-fetcher, and one to design the bulb.



	Q:  How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a 
		light bulb?
	A:  One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old 
		one and screw itself in.



	Q:  How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
	A:  Only one, but it takes eight million years.



	Q:  How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	A:  None.  Fruit flies don't screw in light bulbs they screw in fruit







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