The Butler's Mistake



	     	This Jewish couple won $20 million on the lottery.  They 
		immediately went out to begin a life of living in luxury.  
		They bought a luxurious mansion estate in South Hampton 
		and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth 
		imaginable.  

		They then decided to hire a butler and they went to London,
		England.  They found the perfect butler and brought him back 
		to the U.S.

		The next day, they instructed the butler to set up the dining 
		room table for four, that they were inviting the Cohens over 
		for dinner, and they will be going out for the day.
   
		When the couple returned that evening they found the table set 
		for eight.  They asked the butler why eight when they 
		specifically instructed him to set the table for four?  

		The butler replied:  "The Cohen's called and said that they were 
		bringing the Bagels and the Biallys."






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