There's a big conference of beer producers in the most beautiful town
in the world: Amsterdam, the Netherlands.
At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all beer companies
decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders
a Bud, the president of 'Carlsberg' orders a Carlsberg, and the list
Then the waitress asks Freddie Heineken what he wants to drink, and
much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Heineken orders a Coke!
"Why don't you order a Heineken?" his colleagues ask...
"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."