Atomic Jokes

	Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. 

	One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." 

	The other asks, "Are you sure?" 
	"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a drink. When it's served, he asks how much it will be. "For you," the bartender answers, "no charge."

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