All the Answers

	The answers contained here will not make you rich. Nor will they
	assist you in your pursuit of fame, fortune, or happiness. They
	won't help you get attractive dates, stop you from going bald,
	show you how to make a million from real estate you don't own, or
 	tell you how to give yourseventy-three-year-old skin a youthful
	glow. These are answers for you to use at your discretion in everyday
	circumstances. They are about relationships, belief systems, romance
	(or lack thereof), and ultimately death. These are answers of all
	pedigrees, short and long, good and bad, polite and rude, covering
	every subject in the everyday language of everyday people. The only
	things missing are the questions.

	   1. Trust me. I do this all the time.
	   2. I'm just not ready to make a commitment
	   3. No.
	   4 .NO!
	   5. No, there's nothing wrong with my pancreas. Why do you ask?
	   6. Unleaded.
	   7. If I HAD three pennies, I would have given them to you.
	   8. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
	   9. I have a high metabolism.
	  10. Forty-Two, maybe fifty.
	  11. I was absent that day.
	  12. But if I tie it looser, that'll defeat the purpose.
	  13. I'm not authorized to release that information.
	  14. If the Clorox doesn't get it, try a mixture of
	      lemon juice and muriatic acid.
	  15. Define love.
	  16. You'll break your mother's heart.
	  17. I had it done when I was in boot camp.
	  18. When hell freezes over.
	  19. Because the world would be a lot better off it things
	      were done my way all the time.
	  20. I mailed it yesterday. It should be there by the end of the week.
	  21. I ran out of stamps.
	  22. No, honestly. I can't taste the freezer burn.
	  23. To make as much money as humanly possible as quickly as
	       possible while expending the least amount of effort.
	  24. You know what, you're right, we should try it your way.
	  25. I love you.
	  26. The heck with it, let's go out.
	  27. If they can do it, so can you.
	  28. Aw c'mon just try!
	  29. Who cares about the money?
	  30. Maybe in your next lifetime.
	  31. Noise, what noise. Hey, would ya pull my finger..
	  32. It's behind door Number Two.