At the Scene of the Accident


	The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a 
	farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance 
	agent.
     


	Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had 
	never felt better in your life?"
     
	Farmer: "That's right."
     
	Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were 
	seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
     
	Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a 
	broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all 
	banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under 
	the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt 
	better in my life.







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