Quick Comebacks to that ever annoying Question

	OK, All of you single people out there (myself included)
	We've heard this question so many times from family and friends,
	that here are a few good retorts to send back their way.

	1. I already have enough  LAUNDRY to do, thank you.
	2. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating 

	3. It gives my mother something to live for

	4. It didn't seem worth a blood test.

	5. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.

	6. What?  And spoil my great sex life?

	7. Nobody would believe me in white.

	8. Because I just love hearing this question.

	9. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a
	    child would be redundant.

	10. Do you know how hard it is to get TWO tickets to Miss Saigon?

	11. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses. (A New York Special)

	12. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those 
	    voodoo doll rituals.

	13. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.

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