Free Haircut


	One day a Catholic priest goes to a barber for a haircut. After the
	haircut, he asks the barber how much he owes.  The barber says, "For a
	man of the cloth, the haircut is free!"

	The priest thinks "What a nice man!"  The next day the barber finds
	a case of wine outside his shop.

	Then, a minister comes in for a haircut.  Again, the barber tells him that the
	haircut is free.  The minister thinks "What a nice man!"  The next day,
	the barber find a box of chocolates outside his shop.

	Then, a rabbi comes in for a haircut.  Again, the barber gives the haircut
	on-the-house. The rabbi thinks "what a nice man!"  The next day, the barber
	finds a long line of rabbi's outside his shop!








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