One day at kindergarten, the teacher says to the class of five-year-olds,
"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "Please miss, it was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "Please miss, it was St.
Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "Please miss, it was Jesus
Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right Hymie, come up here and
I'll give you your $2."
As the teacher was giving Hymie his money, she said "You know Hymie, you
being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ," to which Hymie
replied, "I know miss, in my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is
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