Exodus of the 3 Stooges

	 Chapter 1
	 Israel Multiplies.
	 Moses born; he befriends two Hebrews

	1 And the Egyptians compelled the sons of Israel to labor rigorously.
	2 And the sons of Israel were fruitful, and increased greatly, and
	became exceedingly mighty.

	3 So Pharaoh commanded his people to throw every newborn son into the

	4 And one day Pharaoh's daughter found a basket containing a child
	among the reeds of the river. And she had pity on him and said, "This
	is one of the Hebrews' children."

	5 And she took the child, and raise him, and called him Moses.

	6 And one day, when Moses had grown up, he went out to his brethren
	and looked on their hard labors. And he beheld two Hebrews fighting
	wih each other, and he said to them "Cut the rumpus or I'll moida the
	both of yah!"

	7 And the offender, a squat man with a high voice, said, "You don't
	scare me!" And he stuck out his tongue and said, "Nyaaaaa!"

	8 And Moses grabbed his tongue, and he twisted it, and he pulled him
	several yards by it.

	9 And the other Hebrew - a man with a raspy voice and strange hair -
	laughed mightily. And Moses smote 

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