The Top 15 Signs You Live Too Close to an Amusement Park
15> You can't afford to buy film for your camera unless you drive to
the next county.
14> You buy a swingset for your kids and some hoods from Disney pump
your garage full of lead as a warning.
13> Merry-Go-Round riders constantly yanking out your wife's earrings.
12> There's a bearded lady in your back yard, and your mother-in-law is
out of town.
11> You paid for your new Lexus with 43,800,000 skee-ball tickets.
10> Can't leave your driveway without backing over picketing Southern
9> Your house is on the park map as "Crappyland."
8> Crazy kids hand you a buck, then smash your new Volvo with a sledgehammer.
7> Your cat gets a hernia carrying home its last mouse kill.
6> Every meal you've had for the past two months has been served on a stick.
5> Neighborhood hookers require an "E" ticket.
4> Scooby and his 'pesky' friends search your house for evidence regarding
the creepy amusement park owner.
3> The name of the damned place is "Six Flags Over Ed Smith."
2> Your "It's a Small World" insanity plea successfully beats the mass
and Top5's Number 1 Sign You Live
Too Close to an Amusement Park...
1> Despite your most amorous pleas, wife demands hand-stamp before re-entry.
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